WHY DON'T REAL BOYS LOOK LIKE THIS?

Okay so i dont have a ball date. It sucks intensly. Seriously who'm i gonna take?!!!! I ALWAYS assumed someone would ask/ or id have someone to ask. but time is ticking and im not seeing no sunshine! hahahaha UGHHHHHHHHH. S asked me to the sjc ball. i said no -twice. but thats only cos i reckon it'd be more than friends yano and i dont feel that way and i always hurt him and it's sad. Hes lovely though. and their ball is open now. SO ALLHOOD. maybe i'll just go. I love my best friend Jordan, she IS the greatest.