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alphabet allowance

you may,

a. have sex with him, because you're such a nice gal when you get laid.
b. smoke, because you look so sexy when you do it.
c. kiss a girl even though you're a straight girl, because, just because.
d. get really drunk and be totally annoying and indecent, because it's ny.

can't wait for the next few days. this is why i quit my job. this is why i worked like a maniac having no social life this whole year! to appreciate the freedom that i will have! apologies, but i don't have secrets now. oh, i didn't pee on the floor lydia.

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