- do i like tumblr so much?
yeah fuckers, i hated this thing for many years, genuinely thought it was about reblogging cool photos and trying to get shitloads of followers. turns out i was right. and then i realised it was like this random FUCKING DRUG that you need your fix of EVERYDAY and you get lost in peoples "online scrapbooks" shall we say, most of the time i just like to nod at all the heartbroken ones, cry at how i want my bones to stick out of my shoulders like all the naked girls ones do, lie in a loft on a bed with no fucking frame (yeah i know right, sleepin on the floor is for the sexually active - you don't live in tumblr land and have a bed on the ground with no one to fuck on it with. be real), have a gaze at the flicking GIFS - so much wonder, have lols at peoples tumblr names - because again, let's not deny that people try to sound very very very alternative and whimsical when naming their "blog" ie. unicornsarefree, youngandrestless, stickyourdickinme, imonly12butthisallowsme2- haveabonybodyhenceiamnowamodel AND FINALLY agree with a slight weep at the unrequited love ones. yeah bitches you do too. i'll only repost those ones if they're a little bit grungy though yano - gotta keep the edge.
do girls pretend to find that one (not cool) boy that texts them all the time really annoying
there's a thing called attention and he gives you it, i bet he makes hints all the time and he compliments you and lets you talk about you wana talk about etc etc etc . you definitely hold all the power in that little textationship you got going on there. now run run run - run with the power and never let go.
ps. tumblr is not a blog. this is.