IT'S BEEN SO LONG
.. it's because im not really a fg because i have an official BF!!!!!!! i better touch some kind of non penis wood just incase the guy dumps me. Let me just say i still hate boys, i watched tool academy and the guys were ULTIMATE FAGS! i went to town and some guy was hyping up the club like some wanabe eminem - don't get me wrong i LOVE white boys but i do not like slim shady type wide jean wearin bogan gross matha facka getting his sweaty particles all on me fur jacket! i do not WANT to HAVE to dryclean!! i so know that it's still shit in the single part of town (and have realised it can also be shit in good ol bangville of bf and gf state).

 This is just quick but, here are some DON'TS when it comes to pursing the *crush*: 


1. Don't turn up to their house drunk at 3am (after you haven't talked to them in weeks) WITH (this shit gets better) their sister and knock on their bedroom door asking to sleep in their bed. Especially do not laugh and chant for him to take you both to McDonalds. This will leave you feeling slightly suicidal the next morning as you realise all chances of being respected are slowly leaving your body just like your gross vomiting hangover. (this may or may not be a true story)

2. Delete his number. then every time he texts you you reply with "whos this".

3. Don't have sex with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Don't look him in the eye when your doing it at least.)


ps. boys boys boys, i love boys, sexy boys make the world go round

Liz fg